Dirty Laundry

The challenge is to make it pretentious enough to be interesting, but not so pretentious that you hate me.
Someone came in and did a talk at uni. This is what I thought.

Someone came in and did a talk at uni. This is what I thought.

I am making a little audio show. It’s going to be based around the lyrics to this song. It’s going to be for festivals.

7 Day Drunk: Yes Woman

7daydrunk:

Hello Hecklers

I am wearing a yellow jumper and 90’s hat. I am sitting in an east end coffee shop sipping a flat white, waiting for a Vietnamese pork sandwich writing on my iPad… I am the walking talking cliche of cliches. You’d have thought by now I would have learnt my lesson.

I am pensive,…

Elitist,” by the way, being one of those words (like arrogant) that stupid people think is secretly cool when it isn’t. People think “arrogant” means “is awesome and knows it” when it actually means “is shit and doesn’t know it,” while they think “elitist” means “tells it like it is and doesn’t coddle people” when it actually means “is mortally fucking terrified of having to actually compete with people on a level playing field.

Ferretbrain.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss.

Getting up at 7am is A TREAT.

And we’ve got our wireless back. Joy Unbound, essay writing in bed!

The Gulabi Gang

The Gulabi Gang